Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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