Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Heskey time.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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lol

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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