- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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