- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Potassium? K.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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