How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Anti Joke

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