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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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