- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

call me maybe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??