Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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