- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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