- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock... ...no answer

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