- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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