- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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