What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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