Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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