- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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