- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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