What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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