- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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