Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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