- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

penis. nuff said.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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