- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A lot eh?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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