- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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