Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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