- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

I hate blackniggers

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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