- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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