- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

No your aunties a joke

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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