- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Justin Bieber

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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