- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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