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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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