- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Women's rights.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

sadf

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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