- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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