- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Do the roar!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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