what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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