A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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