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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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