- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.