Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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You are joking right?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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