- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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