- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Weaner

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Massie is a fatass

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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