What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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My jeans

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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