Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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