- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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