- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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