- Anti Joke

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese