- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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