- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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