- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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