- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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