- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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