whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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