I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

thumb_up thumb_down -5

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops