Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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