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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock Knock. Doors open

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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