- Anti Joke

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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