What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Poker face

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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