What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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