- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

69

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??