- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Potassium? K.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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