kennah campion when she talks

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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