- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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