You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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