Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

antonis sister is mighty fine

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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