- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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