- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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