roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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