How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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