- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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