- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

The holocaust

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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