- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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