Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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