why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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