Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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12 in general

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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