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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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