Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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hi mom

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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