Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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