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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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