What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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