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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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