- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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