- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's the new green? Green

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

u know whats a crime? rape

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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