- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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