Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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