- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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