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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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