There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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quantum physics?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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