Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Poop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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