Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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