- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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