Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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