- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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