What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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