What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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