- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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