What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Anti Joke

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