- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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