Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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