The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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guess what what ...

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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