- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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