why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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