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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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