- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

i like it in the mouth

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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