Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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