Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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