What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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