- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Anti-jokes are funny.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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