- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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