- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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