- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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