- Anti Joke

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.