what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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