- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

There's my tractor.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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