- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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