Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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