Knock knock. Come right on in.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Your Mom

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do I hate? people

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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