- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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