Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

i saw amango it splootered

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Emily Walker.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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