- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

VITAMIN C!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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