How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

thumb_up thumb_down -16

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops