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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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