What's the difference between a lamp?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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