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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

My cat just died.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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