- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

My cat just died.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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