How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Tony Romo

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Asian women drivers...

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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