did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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your life

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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