Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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