DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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