- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Banana Hamock.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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