Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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ejaculation JLR

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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