- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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