Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Dumbledore dies.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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