- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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