knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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i hate non minorities!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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