- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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