- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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