What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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knock knock go away

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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