- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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