why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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