Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Obama = ebola

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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