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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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