one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Bitch

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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