- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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