roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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