What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Badabing.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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You are joking right?

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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