what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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human centipede

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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kathryn atkins

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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