Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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