- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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