- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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