- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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