why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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