Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what's funny about war? nothing!

Chuck Norris.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock knock. Get out!!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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