Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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hey guys im gay

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Anti Joke

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