- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

your mom was so fat that she died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

HELLO EVERYONE

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Happy Monday!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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