- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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