- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

human centipede

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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