- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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