What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Oh, go away

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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