- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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