- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Tony Romo

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

pull my finger (farts)

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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