- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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