A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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