- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

were at work systems r down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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