What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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