- Anti Joke

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

12 in general

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.