- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A penis walks into a bar..

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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