did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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