Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Potassium? K.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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