What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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