- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

penis. nuff said.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A lot eh?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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