- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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