A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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