- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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