- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.