what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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quantum physics?

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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