What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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