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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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