- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

No

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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