Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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