- Anti Joke

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.