A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

XD Jackass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

i like turtles

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Chuck Norris.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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