Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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