roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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