- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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