- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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