- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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