- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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