- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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