- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A women left the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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