- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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