Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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