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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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