- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Can anyone Lenin money?

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

The child was fired from his job.

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